Five Things About This Winter That Will Blow Your Mind

She's A Maineiac

1. Big snow is bad. Me no likey big snow.

Hey look everybody! It's fifteen feet of snow! Time to bust out the ol' snowshoes and hike to the barn for the Christmas gifts! YIPPEE! Hey look everybody! It’s fifteen feet of snow! Time to bust out the ol’ snowshoes and hike to the barn for the Christmas gifts! YIPPEE!

We’ve received approximately four feet of snow in a span of two weeks. This is the weather pattern we seem to be locked in until kingdom come: Big snowstorm, followed by 40 mph wind gusts then plummeting wind chill temps of minus-20. Two days later? Well good golly! Another big snowstorm, 50 mph gusts, plummeting temps. This weekend’s forecast? Endless snow until summer.

Conclusion? Clearly, Pa Ingalls was on crack.

2. Driving in big snow is bad. Me no likey driving in big snow.

Slide1 HANG ON DARLA! DON’T LET GO! JUST TWO MORE DRIFTS , A 300 FOOT SLIDE AND WE’RE ALMOST OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY!

Yesterday was a breather for us Mainers. Instead of the usual foot or…

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